Ethel Jolie

You have a famous Hollywood actor. Their bloated lips are too big. Their goggle eyes set too wide apart. Their whopping hooter of a nose has a strange shape to it. Their jaw is like a lantern. But somehow it works. The camera loves them and they are a star. World famous and drooled over by millions. Then they have a sibling that has the same family traits. The same lips, the same eyes, the same nose, the same jaw. And they don’t look right. They never climb out of B movies. They make pilots that never progress to the network screen. They look somehow odd. Not quite fitting. And so we have the BMW Series 1 and the Hyundai I30. I was sat behind an I30 in traffic on Rotherham Road yesterday. For some reason I couldn’t get the idea out of my head that I was looking at Megan Fox’s cousin’s arse.

Angelina and Frangelina Jolie




  1. deleted user · July 30, 2009

    eh ok lol


  2. deleted user · August 12, 2009

    Good point. The Hyundai looks better – but I think this type isn’t for sale in germany. So we have no Megan Fox here to be unsatisfied with her cousins arse…!



  3. wintergnome · July 20, 2011

    The Hyundai I30 is just a tremendous car for its size. It was excellent handling and a spacious interior, plus hyundai parts are very cost-efficient. I can’t wait to own one of those.


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