I was in the lavs at the Stairfoot Tesco last week and saw the poster above the hand drier about reducing the carbon footprint by having you leave the toilets with your hands still wet. Putting aside this worthy effort to save the world, what amazed me was the size of the footprint by young Daniel, 4 years, on the poster. Look at it next to my shoe, its bloody huge! FOUR YEARS! FOUR!!! Hes a young giant. I blame people wanting Tescos organic range to last more than a week for freaks of nature like this. I bet theyre blasting those cabbages and turnips with some seriously hefty radiation just to add another couple of days to their shelf life. Pumping Gamma rays into the Brussel sprouts and drenching parsnips in military grade Plutonium. Thats how Spiderman and the Hulk got started. Be warned. I propose we cull young Danny while hes still under seven foot and hasnt grown extra arms. Before its too late. Before he destroys New York.