Ill never wipe my arse on another sheet (or four folded over to avoid a sudden unwanted anal fisting) of Andrex toilet roll again. Not after heartless marketing twats at Andrex have dumped the Labrador puppy in place of a Computer Generated version. They say its given the idea a new lease of life and evolved the character. Lying bastards. Its all about money. Have you seen how much a tin of Chappie and a few Bonios cost these days? Thats the bottom line for these callous, unfeeling capitalist swines. An Ad man was seen leaving the back door of Andrex heading for some duck ponds with a bin liner over his shoulder. A bin liner that seemed to be wriggling.