Escape to Victory or The Idi Amin All Stars?
Apparently, when he retires from politics (in about four years) Prime Minister David Big Society Cameron has said he would like to try his hand at football refereeing. However, he apparently wants to bring something new to the role of the man in black based on his time in Downing Street. Ordinary Daves plan is to pick which team he wants to win at the start of the match and then send off, trip up, allow to be fouled and generally disregard all appeals from the opposing side and generally ensure victory for his favoured team. William Who Dares Wins Hague and Uncle Nick are going to be the linesmen.
They think its all over
It is now
The SAS have just garrotted the Libyan goalkeeper while the RAF strafe the midfield with Eurofighter Typhoons firing Paveway bombs
Come on, you red black and greens!
Its all gone quiet over there! Yes its all gone quiet over there! Yes its all gone quiet, all gone quiet, its all gone quiet over there!
Craig Campbell Death of a badger DVD
After catching Craig supporting Frankie Boyle on Boyles 2010 tour, I would happily punch every one of you in the face, as promised by Frankie in his programme that Craig would be touring your shit town next year, I saw Craig on his own live tour at the Barnsley Civic this March. Two hours of all enveloping stand up where he had hold of the audience from the start. For me, its Craigs fascination with the world around him that fuels his comedy and why I find him a delight to watch. I love the way he combines a story with exaggerated double takes that twist the tale and pull you into his bemused consciousness. Get a chocolate out of the calendar, youre celebrating today. Buy this DVD, join his facebook page and follow him on www.moosefucker.com. If only his thoughts on Tilikum the serial killing killer whale were on here it would be complete. Hed already killed in Canada, so hed shown that he didnt like us
Now, this is a creature with very sensitive hearing that operates sonar navigation
so they transport it all the way across the continent to Florida
IN A PLANE
AT THIRTY-SIX THOUSAND FEET
MY EARS!!! MY EARS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!! WHEN I GET DOWN IM GOING TO KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! Brilliant. Though, I have to say, I wasnt quite sure about the Craigs journey extra (a film of Craigs motorbike ride to the gig, but without any commentary apart from the rushing wind). And watch that undertaking, Craig. As well as suicidal badgers. And keep fucking those moose