You’re not singing any more

Escape to Victory or The Idi Amin All Stars?

 

Apparently, when he retires from politics (in about four years) Prime Minister David ‘Big Society’ Cameron has said he would like to try his hand at football refereeing. However, he apparently wants to bring something new to the role of the man in black based on his time in Downing Street. Ordinary Dave’s plan is to pick which team he wants to win at the start of the match and then send off, trip up, allow to be fouled and generally disregard all appeals from the opposing side and generally ensure victory for his favoured team. William ‘Who Dares Wins’ Hague and Uncle Nick are going to be the linesmen.

 

They think it’s all over… It is now… The SAS have just garrotted the Libyan goalkeeper while the RAF strafe the midfield with Eurofighter Typhoons firing Paveway bombs…

 

Come on, you red black and greens!

 

It’s all gone quiet over there! Yes it’s all gone quiet over there! Yes it’s all gone quiet, all gone quiet, it’s all gone quiet over there!

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