Things I hate #30

People who in everyday life are known by their middle names, but then insist on being listed on email directories under their real first name. A first name that no fucker ever uses and more often than not doesn’t even know they had. A first name that they obviously don’t like or they wouldn’t fucking hide it from the world and call themselves by their middle names. Or by some nickname that more often than not they gave to themselves, and introduce themselves to you by.

There’s a word for these people, it begins with ‘C’. And it’s contemptible.